Girlfriend Told Quotes

5 quotes by 4 authors

• Who wants to kill you?” the guy asked. He was still looking over his shoulder, but his expression was puzzled. “There’s nobody there,” the girlfriend… — Becca Fitzpatrick
• My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Emo Philips
• My girlfriend told me we can not be in a relationship because we have nothing in common. I said okay but we have 40 mutual… — Granit Mavriqi
• My GirlFriend told me that she want me to act a little more like her father. So I fucked her mom. — Nikhil Saluja
• My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Girlfriend Told Quotes

4 authors contributed a total of 5 Girlfriend Told Quotes as follows:

• 2 Girlfriend Told Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 1 Girlfriend Told Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick
• 1 Girlfriend Told Quote by Emo Philips
• 1 Girlfriend Told Quote by Granit Mavriqi