Girlfriend Got Quotes
- What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. — Johnny Knoxville
- I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The… — Bernie Mac
- I think my GirlFriend got a magical car. She just turned it into a lake. Stupid cunt... — Nikhil Saluja
- My girlfriend got her teeth whitened the other day. Most of it went on her chin though. — Nikhil Saluja
- My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs. — Nikhil Saluja