Gibberish Quotes

28 quotes by 26 authors

I just sit there and make up songs and sing to [my son] in gibberish. I'm very good at gibberish now. — Elton John
Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. — Umberto Eco
You have but to hold forth in cap and gown, and any gibberish becomes learning, all nonsense passes for sense. — Moliere
Chemistry is a gibberish of Latin and German; but in Leibig's hands it becomes a powerful language. — Jacob Grimm
The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone… — Larry Ellison
Baseball has traditionally possessed a wonderful lack of seriousness. The game's best player, Babe Ruth, was a Rabelaisian fat man, and its most loved manager,… — Thomas Boswell
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk… — Dylan Moran
When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers — Carlos Mencia
Being an artist doesnâ€™t take much, just everything you got. Which means, of course, that as the process is giving you life, it is also… — Hubert Selby, Jr.
Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" — Eddie Izzard
I'm not against entertainment: if someone wants to read nonsense-mongers, let them, but I resent the appearance of parity between two articles on an issue… — Jay Griffiths
Don't destroy yourself by allowing negative people add gibberish and debris to your character, reputation, and aspirations. Keep all dreams alive but discreet, so that… — Michael Bassey
When anyone can produce dreck or publish gibberish, and not only get away with it but be celebrated for it, the discipline is no longer… — Walter Darby Bannard
Art is too popular. If plumbing was as popular as art is we would have amateur plumbers running around brandishing wrenches and Roto-Rooters, climbing in… — Walter Darby Bannard
Oftentimes, what seems to be a street lunatic charging at me spouting gibberish turns out to be a devoted 'Simpsons' fan quoting their favorite line. — Matt Groening
I encourage teachers to speak in their own voices. Don't use the gibberish of the standards writers. — Jonathan Kozol
But suppose it was truth double strong, it were no truth to me if I couldna take it in. I daresay there's truth in yon… — Elizabeth Gaskell
There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns hidden by patterns. Patterns within patterns. If you watch close,… — Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberishâ€”a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart… — Hunter S. Thompson
We hear the ambient noise of children singing. We hear lions and tigers roar. Hyenas laugh. Some jungle bird or howler monkey declares its existence,… — Chuck Palahniuk

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