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Geriatric Quotes by John Mortimer
- I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the…
- There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
More Geriatric Quotes
- Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women. Should I hire another crewmate to change your bed… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- I didn't think it was possible at my age honestly. They call it a geriatric pregnancy — Halle Berry
- There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy,… — Michael Bay
- Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. — Harold MacMillan
- The awful thing about a conductor becoming geriatric is that you seem to become more desirable, not less. — Neville Marriner
- I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three… — John Mortimer
- On Mardi Gras, she got his soul back and freed him. (Wulf) Oh man, that sucks. Now he’s going to have to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- The Egyptian Nile, though it does have its own particular hazards, is subject to none of what I find in Rhode Island.… — Rosemary Mahoney