Garter Quotes
- My worst memory is of my first dance lesson as a 14-year old in Prague. My mother put me in this silver and pink lame… — Martina Navratilova
- What I like about the Order of the Garter is that there is no damned merit about it. — William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne
- All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted. — Dorothy Parker
- Me, Polly Garter, under the washing line, giving the breast in the garden to my bonny new baby. Nothing grows in our garden, only washing.… — Dylan Thomas
- A garter. You’re supposed to take it off and keep it as a memento. K-k-kinda like a trophy for going far sexually with a girl.… — Simone Elkeles
- It's like being a Knight of the Garter. It's an honor, but it doesn't hold up anything. — Fulton J Sheen