Gags Quotes

19 quotes by 18 authors

Gags die, humor doesn't. — Jack Benny
A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a… — Alexei Sayle
Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. — Ken Dodd
Letters to absence can a voice impart, And lend a tongue when distance gags the heart. — Horace Walpole
I love visual gags and gimmicks; I love them. — Sia Furler
I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that it was because… — Will Rogers
I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing gags and voices,… — Marcus Brigstocke
If you start to disrespect the character you're playing, or play it too much for laughs, that can work for a sketch, it will sell… — Steve Coogan
I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags. — Arthur Smith
It [death] chokes you, gags you, but you have to pretend that you're doing just fine, not trembling with this fear because the end is… — Ellen Hopkins
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a… — Noel Fielding
If you do something that is not gags and punchlines and is character-based, where there are no jokes as such, then it all has to… — Darren Boyd
The two great things about computer CG stuff are I can now do gags I would never have dreamed of in the old day. — George A. Romero
Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make… — Eddie Murphy
He wasn't Bugs without the gags we gave him. — Tex Avery
We then took a shortened version of what we'd been doing in the pubs, with the best gags and things like that, out to cabaret… — Neil Innes
I started working in clubs at age 16, so it is all a story about the club life. About picking the sex, drugs, and rock… — Joe Manganiello
If she gags when brushing her teeth, she isn't wife material. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Gags Quotes

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