Funny Wine Quotes
- Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. — Joan Collins
- I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. — W.C. Fields
- One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk. — Charles Baudelaire
- Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. — Louis Pasteur
- Either give me more wine or leave me alone. — Rumi
- Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others,… — Paulo Coelho
- What wine goes with Captain Crunch? — George Carlin