Funny Swimming Quotes

15 quotes by 15 authors

Swimming isn't everything, winning is. — Mark Spitz
If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you. — Bruce Lee
Traveling to swimming meets took me beyond my small-town existence, gave me a hint of the exciting world outside of my own home. — Esther Williams
Swimming is more than a once-every-four-years sport. My goal is to bring attention to swimming - to give it some personality. — Michael Phelps
Swimming gave me my start, but my pal Tarzan did the real work. He set me up nicely. — Johnny Weissmuller
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to… — Jack Handey
Nobody cared about swimming. You could draw a crowd for basketball. — Merlin Olsen
Water for me is so essential, like swimming. — Nastassja Kinski
I love sailing and water sports; whether it's water skiing, body boarding or surfing or simply swimming in the ocean. — Karolina Kurkova
Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's… — Jimmy Carter
No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or 'get rich' in business by being a conformist. — J. Paul Getty
All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming,… — Demetri Martin
Swimming upstream in the music business is a hard thing to do. — John Oates
This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is. — Dennis Rodman

Who Wrote These Funny Swimming Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 15 Funny Swimming Quotes as follows: