Funny Summer Quotes

26 quotes by 26 authors

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school. — Peter De Vries
I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening. — Frankie Valli
I'm generally pessimistic about the dumbing down of America - especially with summer movies. — Elmer Bernstein
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. — Bobby Flay
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to… — Garrison Keillor
If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer. — Ben Stein
A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. — Raymond Duncan
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer. — Cuts And Scars
Be nice to her and she'll Be Friend-zone to you. Be an asshole to her anf she'll fall for you.. — Yashowardhan
Summer,Ahhh, Breath in those oceans, no potions... Eat those Junk foods, come on dude.... Dance on the sand, as I take your hand.... a summer's… — Summer Summers
Roz Lo Mauj Lo... Nahi Mile to Khoj Lo... :P — Aijaz Ahmed
LAUGH YOU ASS OFF — Mercedes
If you can write a single line of your own today.. then you can write other tomorrow as well.. :P :P — Aamir Sheikh
Has this happened to you all??? — Tonirose
God. When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to buy an eight-track. — American Beauty
Like a corpse left in a garbage dumpster in the middle of summer. — Sin City
Watched her build a web all summer? — Blade Runner
I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this year. — Toy Story
So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp. — The Hangover
She got incredibly hot over last summer... — Superbad

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