Funny Summer Quotes
26 quotes by 26 authors
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I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
— Peter De Vries
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I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.
— Frankie Valli
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I'm generally pessimistic about the dumbing down of America - especially with summer movies.
— Elmer Bernstein
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Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.
— Bobby Flay
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to…
— Garrison Keillor
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If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer.
— Ben Stein
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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
— Raymond Duncan
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There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.
— Cuts And Scars
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Be nice to her and she'll Be Friend-zone to you. Be an asshole to her anf she'll fall for you..
— Yashowardhan
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Summer,Ahhh, Breath in those oceans, no potions... Eat those Junk foods, come on dude.... Dance on the sand, as I take your hand.... a summer's…
— Summer Summers
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Roz Lo Mauj Lo... Nahi Mile to Khoj Lo... :P
— Aijaz Ahmed
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LAUGH YOU ASS OFF
— Mercedes
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If you can write a single line of your own today.. then you can write other tomorrow as well.. :P :P
— Aamir Sheikh
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Has this happened to you all???
— Tonirose
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God. When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to buy an eight-track.
— American Beauty
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Like a corpse left in a garbage dumpster in the middle of summer.
— Sin City
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Watched her build a web all summer?
— Blade Runner
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I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this year.
— Toy Story
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So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.
— The Hangover
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She got incredibly hot over last summer...
— Superbad
Who Wrote These Funny Summer Quotes
26 authors contributed a total of 26 Funny Summer Quotes, led by these top contributors: