Funny Status Quotes
- When you don't wear any makeup, you like your 12:) xD — Rachel:)
- Well at least I'm normal height...for an Asian:) xC — Rachel:)
- Nothing breaks my heart like not getting comments on my funny status...women are even better than that. — Thabang Tshabalala
- He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot. — King Everett KeithThe Encourager
- I have reason to believe my Facebook friends have bad breath due to not posting that they are going to brush their teeth before bed..… — Jessica Rosa
- I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another One Bites The… — Rudy Espinoza
- That annoying moment when you post a funny status and there`s that one person who ruins it by sayin something serious -_- — Tanya Bianco
- I think this year I am going to ask for a bouncy house on the dance floor. At my age, the bouncy house is safer… — Tammi Post
- Justin Bieber saved my life . A year ago , I had a motorcycle accident and I was in a coma ... A nurse was… — Amit Verma
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think… — Nikhil Saluja