Funny Science Quotes
- Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. — Dave Barry
- Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny... — Isaac Asimov
- I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them. — Carl Friedrich Gauss
- What is a scientist after all? It is a curious man looking through a keyhole, the keyhole of nature, trying to know what's going on. — Jacques Yves Cousteau
- Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it. — Albert Einstein
- Science does not know its debt to imagination. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. — Adam Smith
- Scientists, therefore, are responsible for their research, not only intellectually but also morally. This responsibility has become an important issue in many of today's sciences,… — Fritjof Capra
- First law of science: Don't spit into the wind. — DaniAlla And Her BFF!