Funny Lazy Quotes

31 quotes by 26 authors

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym. — Don King
There should be a law that there's a pajama day every few weeks. — Alyson Hannigan
Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her. — Abhishek Tiwari
You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you. — Nikhil Saluja
Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her. — MJ Korvan
My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good. — Emaliebaby
Chase you? Girl is your name Money? — Alex Gman
Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on my plate :-P~ — DeAngelo Stokes
I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese_flag. — Ismail Ibrahim
When life gives you lemon, take the lemon close and have sex with his girlfriend — Charith Thilina
Twinkle Twinkle little snitch, mind your business you nosey bitch! — Unknown Author
If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I didn't want to say goodbye. — Khat Leen
If you can write a single line of your own today.. then you can write other tomorrow as well.. :P :P — Aamir Sheikh
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. — Robert Maynard Hutchins
America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering. — Jaylon Hillsman
Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people. — Hussein Nishah
LAziness is thE m0ther 0f aLl bad habits,. aNd sincE sHe is the m0ther,. we Have n0 choicE buT t0 respEct and 0bey..:D — Megz
No time for love — Rahmah
I Am Not Lazy I Rest Before I Get Tired — Karal
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home… — Shubham Joshi

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