Funny Lazy Quotes
31 quotes by 26 authors
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Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.
— Don King
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There should be a law that there's a pajama day every few weeks.
— Alyson Hannigan
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
— Abhishek Tiwari
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You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
— MJ Korvan
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
— Emaliebaby
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Chase you? Girl is your name Money?
— Alex Gman
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Don't let your food get cold worrying about what's on my plate :-P~
— DeAngelo Stokes
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese_flag.
— Ismail Ibrahim
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When life gives you lemon, take the lemon close and have sex with his girlfriend
— Charith Thilina
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Twinkle Twinkle little snitch, mind your business you nosey bitch!
— Unknown Author
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If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I didn't want to say goodbye.
— Khat Leen
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If you can write a single line of your own today.. then you can write other tomorrow as well.. :P :P
— Aamir Sheikh
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
— Robert Maynard Hutchins
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America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering.
— Jaylon Hillsman
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Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
— Hussein Nishah
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LAziness is thE m0ther 0f aLl bad habits,. aNd sincE sHe is the m0ther,. we Have n0 choicE buT t0 respEct and 0bey..:D
— Megz
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No time for love
— Rahmah
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I Am Not Lazy I Rest Before I Get Tired
— Karal
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home…
— Shubham Joshi
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