Funny Food Quotes
- Never trust a skinny cook — Unknown Author
- I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. — Rodney Dangerfield
- Food is an important part of a balanced diet. — Fran Lebowitz
- He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. — Jonathan Swift
- Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works. — Sherman Alexie