Funny Easter Quotes
- My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. — Amy Sedaris
- Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this… — Todd Rundgren
- I don't think my memory's bad, but it's to the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs. . . — Rick Sutter
- If the Easter bunnies been to your house, remember, those brown ones are not jelly beans. . . . — Rick Sutter
- Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. — Easter Bunny
- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare. — Easter Bunny