Funny Catholic Quotes
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization. — George Carlin
- Gray hair is God's graffiti. — Bill Cosby
- The riddles of God are more satisfying than the solutions of man. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. — H. L. Mencken
- In my life, I have prayed but one prayer: oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it. — Voltaire
- Dear Lord, please put your arm around me today and a hand over my mouth — Ana
- If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him. — Voltaire
- Queens has some really Catholic neighborhoods. I mean exceptionally Catholic. Even the praying mantises dont just pray. They say novenas. — Steve Allen
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. — Nikhil Saluja