Funny Birthday Quotes
- There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. — Franklin P. Adams
- Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. — Maurice Chevalier
- It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. — Ellen Glasgow
- Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. — Audrey Hepburn
- After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. — Bette Midler
- Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. — Jean Paul
- May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. — Frank Sinatra
- That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look. — Varsha Sharma
- I think this year I am going to ask for a bouncy house on the dance floor. At my age, the bouncy house is safer… — Tammi Post