Funniest Thing Quotes

25 quotes by 24 authors

That's the funniest thing about portraying certain things on screen, sitting next to your parents and they get to see this glimpse of me kissing… — Kate Bosworth
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S… — Jack Handey
The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I… — Matthew Perry
The funniest thing is that all the things every director goes through, I thought I could shortcut, but there was no getting around those issues. — George Clooney
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands… — W.C. Fields
You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences. — Quentin Tarantino
The funniest thing is not who influenced me positively, but who influenced me negatively. I had such an aversion to what Busby Berkeley did; in… — Stanley Donen
Men really disgust me if they don't have a nice smile, nice lips and nice teeth...They have too many disgusting habits - like scratching themselves… — Jennifer Lopez
The older ones recently saw Mr and Mrs Smith and I think they thought that was the funniest thing they'd ever seen because, of course,… — Angelina Jolie
I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. — Julie Walters
That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is… — James Patterson
Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just… — Derek Landy
Ransom thought her girly tendencies the funniest thing ever, constantly teased her over them, but the last time he'd opened his big mouth, she'd gotten… — Nalini Singh
And it's the funniest thing: as soon as I see it, the whistling in my ears stops and the feeling of terror drains away, and… — Lauren Oliver
Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters. — Joe Viterelli
The funniest thing happened in one of my first scenes. In the beginning Emma was really arrogant and punk and in every scene she would… — Dannii Minogue
I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't… — Danny DeVito
What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha =… — Lala
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs. — Enhance Dreams
Life is the funniest thing in the universe. — Samule Kermis

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