Funniest Qoutes Quotes
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. — Woody Allen
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. — Emo Philips
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. — Sharon Stone
- If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. — ProudLesbian
- Do not argue with an idiot.he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. — Nix
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. — L Vincent Majestic
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. — Jenny_pajaron
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them… — Jenny_pajaron
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. — Jenny_pajaron
- If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... — Jenny_pajaron