Funeral When Quotes
- He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.… — Jack Handey
- I shall never forget the despair and agony on the parents' faces on the awful day of the funeral when the 13 little children, victims… — Ella Reeve Bloor
- I want a military funeral when I die—the bugler, the flag on the casket, the ceremonial firing squad, the hallowed ground.... It will be a… — Kurt Vonnegut
- It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the… — Neil Gaiman