Fudge Quotes

58 quotes by 49 authors

He types his labored column - weary drudge! Senile fudge and solemn: spare, editor, to condemn these dry leaves of his autumn. — Robertson Davies
Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge. — Homer
Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. — Don Kardong
It's never been true, not anywhere at any time, that the value of a soul, of a human spirit, is dependent on a number on… — Geneen Roth
I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So… — Zach Braff
When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so nice to you… — Zach Braff
I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding… — Zach Braff
EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,/ Wherein is nothing yet all things do seem:/ From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge/ Of our… — Ambrose Bierce
Nowadays I find chocolate and/or chocolate-based snacks to be great motivators. Everyone loves chocolate. If someone has a lot of work to do, put a… — Michael Scott
Negro equality, Fudge!! How long in the Government of a God great enough to make and maintain this Universe, shall there continue to be knaves… — Abraham Lincoln
In vain we call old notions fudge, And bend our conscience to our dealing; The Ten Commandments will not budge, And stealing will continue stealing. — James Russell Lowell
If I were thin, I'd never say 'I am powerless over fudge.' a) I can't believe I actually ever said that. b) Which, of course,… — Camryn Manheim
A Hot Fudge Sundae and a trashy novel is my idea of heaven. — Barbara Walters
When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something. — Andy Warhol
Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae. — Joe Torre
We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream. — Jerry Seinfeld
Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!!… — Jon Stewart
I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in… — Jack Kerouac
Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge. — Woody Allen
A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the… — Dav Pilkey

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