Fruitcakes Quotes
- Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. — David Letterman
- We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers! — Jimmy Buffett
- On top, toupee, y'all niggas fruitcakes. I don't really play games but I keep 2 K's. — Ace Hood