Freaking Quotes

212 quotes by 148 authors

Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?" * Max: "Why, is your head missing some?" o Chapter 68 p. 214… — James Patterson
Aw, fudge,' floated down to me, as a couple of golden eyes peered over a third-floor window ledge. 'You're a freaking dhampir. Why are you… — Karen Chance
God, what if TMZ got hold of the truth about me? What a liar I am, I mean? What kind of role model am I?… — Meg Cabot
I left the clinic in a daze that had nothing to do with my head injury. Clear up in a week or so? How could… — Richelle Mead
Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy! — Jim Butcher
Who do I look like, Nancy freaking Drew? — Laurie Faria Stolarz
A 'very good friend' is a dangerous category with Indian girls. From here you can either make fast progress or if you play it wrong,… — Chetan Bhagat
You freaking, flippinâ€™, moronic frat boy! — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Life's a freaking mess. In fact, I'm going to tell Sarah we need to start a new philosophical movement: messessentialism instead of existentialism: For those… — Jandy Nelson
You are one freaking awesome baboon. — Rick Riordan
I am the Earl of Ravensmoor. And you are? (Sparhawk) Totally freaking out. (Taryn) Tis a most peculiar name, milady. Are you by chance Welsh?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's OAT-freaking-MEAL! — Katherine Applegate
We have about three hours of homework a night, and our evening study period is only two hours, so if you want to spend the… — Holly Black
you...are...a...frige...with...wings...we...are...freaking...ballet...dancers! — James Patterson
Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing… — MaryJanice Davidson
The sound universe is also spectacular around here. In the evenings there's a cricket orchestra with frogs providing the bass line. In the dead of… — Elizabeth Gilbert
communication is such a two-edged sword for guys. On the one hand, they almost always mean what they say. Refreshing, I know. On the other… — Jennifer Rardin
Pierce jerked his hand from Trent and pushed himself straight. â€œKalamack Industries,â€ he said, expression twisted as he wiped his hand on his pants. â€œI… — Kim Harrison
Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You're so moody. Just because I kidnapped you… — Meg Cabot
Right, I breast feed baby camels in my backyard just for the freaking fun of it. Just tell me where you live, Pinocchio, and save… — David Sedaris

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