Forks Quotes

207 quotes by 176 authors

When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how… — Hattie McDaniel
I began to wonder why we cuddle some animals and put a fork in others. — Henry Spira
When people ask me which I would rather give up, writing or medicine, it's like being asked which eye I'd prefer to have poked out… — Chris Adrian
But one day I woke up and heard myself saying, I am a fork being used to eat cereal. I am not a spoon. I… — Rivka Galchen
We hated Bauhaus. It was a bad time in architecture. They just didnâ€™t have any talent. All they had were rules. Even for knives and… — Oscar Niemeyer
Chip the glasses and crack the plates! / Blunt the knives and bend the forks! / That's what Bilbo Baggins hates. — J.R.R. Tolkien
I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed… — Thom Yorke
So deeply is the gardener's instinct implanted in my soul, I really love the tools with which I work; the iron fork, the spade, the… — Celia Thaxter
Violence begins with the fork. — Mahatma Gandhi
Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children… — Erma Bombeck
Y. That perfect letter. The wishbone, fork in the road, empty wineglass. The question we ask over and over. — Marjorie Celona
Life's journey is not traveled on a freeway devoid of obstacles, pitfalls, and snares. Rather, it is a pathway marked by forks and turnings. Decisions… — Thomas S. Monson
Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork. — Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a tuning fork, tense and twanging all the time.... — Edna O'Brien
Youâ€™re walking down lifeâ€™s road, societyâ€™s foot is on your throat, every which way you turn you canâ€™t get from under that foot. And you… — Odetta
"We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable" in a draft of the Declaration of Independence changes it instead into an assertion of rationality.… — Benjamin Franklin
A dozen times a day we come to a fork in the road and must decide which way we will go. It is important to… — Spencer W. Kimball
The First Book: Go ahead, it won't bite. Well... maybe a little. More a nip, like. A tingle. It's pleasurable, really. You see, it keeps… — Rita Dove
I travel 330 days a year and eat every two and a half hours - I'm a big guy. I always carry a fork, little… — Robert Irvine
Everything revolves around the fork. — Howard Lyman

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