Fooling Quotes

133 quotes by 122 authors

So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die." "Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber… — Douglas Adams
The Operative tried to implement the Purusey breathing technique, which has been proven effective at fooling polygraphs. There is no conclusive evidence as to whether… — Ally Carter
Since you came back from summer break, our entire relationship is about fooling around. We never talk anymore, and I'm sick of feeling guilty for… — Simone Elkeles
Suddenly, I don't want to be this person anymore. I don't want to pretend I'm fooling the world when I'm not. I want someone else… — Jodi Picoult
There are new gods growing in America, clinging to growing knots of belief: gods of credit card and freeway, of Internet and telephone, of radio… — Neil Gaiman
Hunting and fishing involve killing animals with devices (such as guns) for which the animals have not evolved natural defenses. No animal on earth has… — Marc Bekoff
Literature is claimed to be a mirror of the world,â€ I said, â€œbut the Outlanders are fooling themselves. The BookWorld is as orderly as people… — Jasper Fforde
Because I'm on the phone, Mom!" "Fooling around with your friends again! Who is that?" "Ahmadinejad." "Oh, my goodness! What is he saying?" "That he… — Jennifer Donnelly
God, I loved him. I could insist I was okay with just being friends, that I'd find someone else and get over him, but I… — Kelley Armstrong
Science is what we have learned about how to keep from fooling ourselves. — Richard P. Feynman
That's what I do. Watch movies and read. Sometimes I even pretend to write, but I'm not fooling anyone. Oh, and I go to the… — Nicole Krauss
I think the easiest people to fool are ourselves. Fooling ourselves may even be a necessary precondition for fooling others. — Iain Banks
Who doesn't have a dark place somewhere inside him that comes out sometimes when he's looking in a mirror? Dark and light, we are all… — MacDonald Harris
Not fooling around, not bothering nobody, just sitting here mending the Primus," said the cat with a hostile frown, "and, moreover, I consider it my… — Mikhail Bulgakov
You came along and changed everything. I donâ€™t want to be some guy youâ€™re fooling around with anymore, Rylann. I want to be with you… — Julie James
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile from the inside… — Naoki Higashida
I was foreign and Jewish, with a funny name, and was very small and hated sport, a real problem at an English prep school. So… — Alain de Botton
Our experience in fooling around with the genes of mice has taught us that many of the traits that interest us are not definite products… — Gary Wolf
I was fooling everyone by surrounding myself with funny people. But then I put myself out there - writing my own sketches, going on stage… — Carly Craig
The entire existence of the NFL - and of football at any level, for all of that - rests on whether or not the game… — Charlie Pierce

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