Floor Mat Quotes
- I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I… — Zach Braff
- Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could say we were… — Janet Evanovich
- On the way out to the car, Philip turns to me. “How could you be so stupid? I shrug, stung in spite of myself. “I… — Holly Black