Flight Attendant Quotes

15 quotes by 14 authors

My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to get… — Jacqueline Winspear
Flight attendants all over the world saw 'Sex and the City.' Doesn't matter what country you are in. The flight attendants know Jack Berger. — Ron Livingston
My grandmother was, back when they called them 'stewardesses,' a flight attendant. I actually had a ball wearing that little uniform and making sure everything… — Erika Christensen
As a child I wanted to be everything from a doctor, lawyer, flight attendant to an IT pro- fessional and could never make up my… — Lavrenti Lopes
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the… — David Letterman
It makes me sad when I find sisters who aren't joyful. They might smile, but with just a smile they could be flight attendants! — Pope Francis
Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane. I said,… — Anthony Edwards
Maybe careers arenâ€™t something you can really plan for. They just sort of happen, like brown eyes or flat feet. I took one of those… — Susan Juby
When I began my career as a flight attendant, I was a 21-year-old with a B.A. in English and stars in her eyes. I wanted… — Ann Hood
This was 1978, when flying was still an occasion, a special grand event that took planning and care. I worked as a TWA flight attendant… — Ann Hood
My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I got to be… — Tucker Max
The real challenge of being a flight attendant is getting people out. The training requires that they demonstrate they can evacuate an aircraft within 90… — Philip Greenspun
I hated being a flight attendant. I did it for a month and then quit. — Evangeline Lilly
I feel like it would take a lot of work to be a bad flight attendant, yet somehow there are more bad ones then good... — Frankie Muniz
The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for… — Bill Burr

Who Wrote These Flight Attendant Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 15 Flight Attendant Quotes as follows: