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- Some libertarians succeed by re-inventing the wheel. Most libertarians fail by re-inventing the flat tire. — Mike Cloud
- How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the… — John Cheever
- I don't see anything wrong with a cell phone. That's great. You have a flat tire in the middle of the night;… — Billy Bob Thornton
- I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality… — Nick Offerman
- I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. — Roy Orbison
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late… — George Edward Woodberry
- Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card... — Jill Shalvis
- Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires - disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end… — Bernie Siegel