Flamethrower Quotes

10 quotes by 6 authors

• Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness. — Terry Pratchett
• He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower. — Terry Pratchett
• The broom wasn't as comforting as a flamethrower would have been, but it was better than a mop and certainly more threatening than a feather… — Dean Koontz
• Shane settled his flamethrower more comfortably on his shoulders. “Ladies? After you.” “Rude,” Claire said. “I was being polite!” “Not when you have a flamethrower. — Rachel Caine
• News flash, lady. There are no queens anymore,” Shane said. He loaded shells in a shotgun and snapped it shut, then searched for a place… — Rachel Caine
• I only need to know one thing. Am I going to need the flamethrower? — Rachel Caine
• Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it." Michael: "Pics… — Rachel Caine
• A fecking flamethrower! Why didn't I think of that? Best I came up with was a measly hair dryer. — Karen Marie Moning
• Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. — Bruce Feirstein
• I carry a flamethrower with me at all times just in case someone with bad breath comes too close. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Flamethrower Quotes

6 authors contributed a total of 10 Flamethrower Quotes as follows:

• 4 Flamethrower Quotes by Rachel Caine
• 2 Flamethrower Quotes by Terry Pratchett
• 1 Flamethrower Quote by Dean Koontz
• 1 Flamethrower Quote by Karen Marie Moning
• 1 Flamethrower Quote by Bruce Feirstein
• 1 Flamethrower Quote by Nikhil Saluja