Five Said Quotes
- I mean, what is an un-birthday present?" A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course." Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents… — Lewis Carroll
- NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree… — Bill Maher
- You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomenally fast, and I am at… — Douglas Adams