First Rule Quotes

111 quotes by 93 authors

• The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind. — Carl Hiaasen
• First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time. — Douglas Horton
• First rule of politics: you can't win unless you're on the ballot. Second rule: If you run, you may lose. And, if you tie, you… — Donald Rumsfeld
• Wizards First Rule: People are Stupid — Terry Goodkind
• Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show… — Kurt Vonnegut
• The first rule is to keep an untroubled spirit. The second is to look things in the face and know them for what they are. — Marcus Aurelius
• The Second Rule is that the greatest harm can result from the best intentions. It sounds a paradox, but kindness and good intentions can be… — Terry Goodkind
• The first rule of holes: When you're in one stop digging. — Molly Ivins
• The Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation almost anyone will believe almost anything. — Terry Goodkind
• Now this is the first rule of fight club: There is nothing a blue collar Nobody in Oregon with a public school education can imagine… — Chuck Palahniuk
• And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go off and… — Rachel Caine
• The first rule of my speaking is: listen! — Larry King
• Ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. Know what the first rule of flying is? Well I s'pose you do, since you already know what… — Joss Whedon
• All right, then, her first rule for the rest of her days: no more looking outside for definitions. She might not have any clue who… — J R Ward
• The first rule of Evernight is that any vampire who seeks sanctuary must be given a place." -Charity — Claudia Gray
• First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times. — Ilona Andrews
• The first rule of fight club is, you don't talk about fight club. — Chuck Palahniuk
• The first rule of snooping is to come at it sideways. — Mary Ann Shaffer
• Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is:… — Chuck Palahniuk
• According to Dickens, the first rule of human nature is self-preservation and when I forgive him for writing a character as pathetic as Oliver Twist,… — Melina Marchetta

Who Wrote These First Rule Quotes

93 authors contributed a total of 111 First Rule Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 3 First Rule Quotes by Unknown Author
• 3 First Rule Quotes by Terry Goodkind
• 3 First Rule Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
• 2 First Rule Quotes by Michael Korda
• 2 First Rule Quotes by Ilona Andrews
• 2 First Rule Quotes by George R. R. Martin
• 2 First Rule Quotes by George Polya
• 2 First Rule Quotes by Bill Bryson
• 1 First Rule Quote by William V. Shannon
• 1 First Rule Quote by Warren Buffett
• 1 First Rule Quote by Tony Blair
• 1 First Rule Quote by Thomas Sowell
• 1 First Rule Quote by Thomas Powers
• 1 First Rule Quote by Tahir Shah
• 1 First Rule Quote by T. Harv Eker
• 1 First Rule Quote by Sue Halpern
• 1 First Rule Quote by Sophie Kinsella
• 1 First Rule Quote by Seth Godin
• 1 First Rule Quote by Saul Alinsky
• 1 First Rule Quote by Sarah MacLean
• 1 First Rule Quote by Ryan Stiles
• 1 First Rule Quote by Rogers Hornsby
• 1 First Rule Quote by Robert B. Parker
• 1 First Rule Quote by Rachel Caine
• 1 First Rule Quote by R C Sproul