Fence Post Quotes
- A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. — Tom Waits
- Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me. — Bum Phillips
- He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce. — Fintan O'Toole
- God ultimately raises up leaders for one primary reason: His glory. He shows His power in our weakness. He demonstrates His wisdom in our folly.… — Matt Chandler
- Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. — Alex Haley
- Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard… — James Wolcott
- It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the… — Anthony Kiedis