Fattest Quotes

20 quotes by 19 authors

Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock. — Francis Beaumont
The seventies were my fattest decade. Overall I think the seventies were distinctly bulbous. People looked chunky, typefaces were rounded, writing implements penile. — Will Self
I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip. — Billy Bob Thornton
A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest." — Jimmy Carr
Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl — Nicki Minaj
Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion. — Hector Hugh Munro
And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a newspaper. You know… — Tina Fey
Rule One: Whenever a spectator seeks out a really good vantage point and settles down on shooting stick or canvas chair, the tallest and fattest… — Peter Dobereiner
Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch… — Janet Evanovich
Why doesnâ€™t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? — Steven Wright
When you go to the grocery store, you find that the cheapest calories are the ones that are going to make you the fattest -… — Michael Pollan
You can be famous for a lot of things. You can be a Nobel-prize winner. You can be the fattest guy in the world. — Evel Knievel
OPPOSITION, n. In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it. The King of Ghargaroo, who had been abroad to… — Ambrose Bierce
OPPOSITION, n. In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it. The King of Ghargaroo, who had been abroad to… — Ambrose Bierce
In times of prosperity, it pays to remember that it is the fattest Pig that goes to the butcher... — Ritu Ghatourey
That funny moment when you fart silently and when people realises that someone did fart, you look at the most fattest guy with disgust. — Evan Ceaser
I'm grabbin' the fattest asses, just to see 'em shake. I swear I'm too real to be, I'm too real to be livin' so fake. — Big Sean
My chick is the baddest, my spliff is the fattest, I'm livin' so lavish. Gotta patch a lil kid tryna get at this cabbage. — Wiz Khalifa
This one gurl I saw was a savage(bad). . . .And the chick you wit is fxckin average(sad). . . .I see you lookin for… — Lboogz
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. — Nikhil Saluja

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