Fat Guy Quotes

17 quotes by 15 authors

Like they say, it ain't over 'til the fat guy swings — Darren Daulton
It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy. — David Feherty
See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer. — Mickey Lolich
I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life — Sean Astin
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy… — Demetri Martin
Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?' But they were converted and… — Daniel Pinkwater
I had heard some women make comments about my chest, so why not show it off? Nobody wants to see a fat guy in tights.… — Paul Stanley
Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short… — Denis Leary
None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back. — Paul McCartney
Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos. — Maggie Stiefvater
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? — Woody Allen
Forgiveness doesn't sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up a hill. — Cheryl Strayed
Dear crush,don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on christmas eve after all you were on my wish… — Corey Chevier
You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go 'Jeez... what have you… — Kevin James
Somewhere in the world there's a fat guy jumping in a pool with his shirt on. This tweet is for you fat guy! — Nikhil Saluja
The only time I wish I was a fat guy is when I have to fight a fat guy. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Fat Guy Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 17 Fat Guy Quotes as follows: