Excrement Quotes

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Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet… — William S. Burroughs
We're told cars are wasteful. Wasteful of what? Oil did a lot of good sitting in the ground for millions of years. We're told cars… — P.J. O'Rourke
It would not do for the consumer to know that the hamburger she is eating came from a steer who spent much of his life… — Wendell Berry
In the war to come correspondents would assume unheard of importance, plunging through flame to feed the public its little gobbets of dehydrated excrement. — Malcolm Lowry
We have a fear of facing ourselves. That is the obstacle. Experiencing the innermost core of our existence is very embarrassing to a lot of… — Chogyam Trungpa
It as if you took a lot of very good food and some dog excrement and blended it all up so that you can't possibly… — Douglas Hofstadter
The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea - massive, difficult to re-direct, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of… — Gene Spafford
A living body is not a fixed thing but a flowing event, like a flame or a whirlpool: the shape alone is stable, for the… — Alan Watts
In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long… — Norman O. Brown
Is there wisdom in innocence? I think there is, but there is a cult now of drab men and women, for whom the world, and… — Phillip Mann
The smell of factory farms . . . many notice these places only when the odours reach their homes, affecting their own quality of life.… — Matthew Scully
I must live in my own excrement, breathe in my own poisonous sticky fumes. Yet I am a human being! I still am. Does no… — Egon Schiele
You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold. — Alejandro Jodorowsky
At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink)… — Alan Bennett
The excrement bubbles, the century slime decays, and the brainwashing government lackeys would have us say it's under control. — Jethro Tull
It would not do for the consumer to know that the hamburger she is eating came from a steer who spent much of his life… — Leonard Sweet
To my eye Rubens' colouring is most contemptible. His shadows are a filthy brown somewhat the colour of excrement. — William Blake
To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels. — Clive Barker
Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as… — Kurt Vonnegut
People said that he was very nice, but I confess that his utter grotesqueness made me uneasy; perhaps in the same way that the sight… — James A. Baldwin

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