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901 quotes by 601 authors

What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to… — Rachel Vincent
My exâ€”may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him aliveâ€”once told me God made men so perfect because… — Gena Showalter
Some men get the world, some men get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona. You're in with the former, but my God I don't envy… — James Ellroy
It is so strange, to encounter an ex. It's as if you're in a foreign film, and what you're saying face-to-face has nothing to do… — Jodi Picoult
Persons of genius are, ex vi termini, more individual than any other people - less capable, consequently, of fitting themselves, without hurtful compression, into any… — John Stuart Mill
The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, â€œChris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats… — Josh Lanyon
Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas,… — Tim Gunn
Everything said, you couldn't hope for a nicer day to have a half dozen ex-soldiers with hunting bows relieve you of everything you owned. — Patrick Rothfuss
They exÂpectÂed to lose. And thereÂfore, they lost. [..] PeoÂple who start thinkÂing deep dark thoughts in the midÂdle of a war start exÂpectÂing to… — Michael Scott
Youâ€™ve got food stuck in your teeth,â€ Vee told Marcie. â€œIn the crack between your two front teeth. Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax â€¦ — Becca Fitzpatrick
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up. His voice was… — Derek Landy
Oh my God," Maddie whispered, horrified. "I rented him that boat. Does that make me a murderer?" Tara's heart clutched. "He's not dead yet." "Hurry,"… — Jill Shalvis
Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy
Why were we fighting if you had that kind of power?" In unison, every ex-Dark-Hunter and Nick said, "Just because you can doesn't mean you… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your beautiful daughter might… — Jodi Picoult
Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband's voice speaking disdainfully… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Um, Dues ex machina anyone? — Rick Riordan
But all at once I realized that it was not my success God had used to enable me to help those in this prison, or… — Charles Colson
But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your… — Rachel Vincent
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?â€ ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich

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