Everyone Would Get Quotes
- I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the… — Jack Handey
- I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but… — Jay Mohr
- If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some… — Jack Handey