Every Comedian Quotes
- Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I… — Joan Rivers
- I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it. — Bob Newhart
- Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make… — Mike Birbiglia
- I made sure that instead of people making fun of me, like every comedian probably says, I made fun of myself first so they would… — Eliza Coupe
- Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and… — Conan O'Brien