Ever Wake Quotes

9 quotes by 8 authors

• Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take… — Zach Galifianakis
• The devil knows that if the elders of Israel should ever wake up, they could step forth and help preserve freedom and extend the gospel.… — Ezra Taft Benson
• We wake, if we ever wake at all, to mystery, rumors of death, beauty, violence... — Annie Dillard
• When he heard there was nothing to eat, he sat down and wept… “Why did I ever wake up!” he cried. — J.R.R. Tolkien
• Dear circle, Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is pointless? Sincerely, square. — Green Monk
• Ever wake up wondering what tommorw is going to be like??? dont worry if you have true friends youll be just fine!!!!!!! — Hailey Cacchione
• Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand, and the person you're next to is layin' on your arm, and they're so… — Coyote Ugly
• You ever wake up in the morning and kiss the mirror and say HELLO BEAUTIFUL if not you have the wrong connection with your reflection. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Who Wrote These Ever Wake Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 9 Ever Wake Quotes as follows:

• 1 Ever Wake Quote by Zach Galifianakis
• 1 Ever Wake Quote by Ezra Taft Benson
• 1 Ever Wake Quote by Annie Dillard
• 1 Ever Wake Quote by J.R.R. Tolkien
• 1 Ever Wake Quote by Green Monk
• 1 Ever Wake Quote by Hailey Cacchione
• 1 Ever Wake Quote by Coyote Ugly
• 1 Ever Wake Quote by Stanley Victor Paskavich