Ever Invented Quotes

57 Ever Invented quotes by 53 unique authors

Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws. — Caitlin Moran
I'm sorry I ever invented the Electoral College. — Al Gore
We must win the war on poverty by enlisting the greatest weapon ever invented - free enterprise — Jack Kemp
I hate guns, I think they're the worst thing ever invented. — Rutger Hauer
At issue is not only knowledge of the world but our survival as individuals and as a species. All the basic technologies ever invented by… — Barbara Ehrenreich
You can have all the advanced war methods you want, but, after all, nobody has ever invented a war that you don't have to have… — Will Rogers
Nothing that Shakespeare ever invented was to equal Lincoln's invention of himself and, in the process, us. — Gore Vidal
The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. — Northrop Frye
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. — Molly Ivins
Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening -… — Arnold Palmer
Probably Hobbes got it right when he said that a leviathan, a third party with a monopoly on the use of legitimate use of force… — Steven Pinker
Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. — Leo Rosten
Abstraction is one of the greatest visionary tools ever invented by human beings to imagine, decipher, and depict the world. — Jerry Saltz
We can also allow our Soulmate to pass us by,without accepting him or her,or even noticing. Then we will need another incarnation in order to… — Paulo Coelho
Nothing ever invented provides such sustenance, such infinite reward for time spent, as a good book. — David McCullough
About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze. — Herman Wouk
You do know how to play pinochle?" Mr. D eyed me suspiciously. "I'm afraid not," I said. "I'm afraid not, sir," he said. "Well," he… — Rick Riordan
I do not say goodbye. I believe that's one of the bullshitiest words ever invented. It's not like you're given the choice to say bad-bye,… — John Green
And because of our selfishness, we will be condemned to the worst torture humankind ever invented for itself: loneliness. — Paulo Coelho

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