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- If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
- Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
- The erection of a monument is superfluous, our memory will endure if our lives have deserved it. — Unknown Author
- An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. — Alex Comfort
- If I don't have an erection when I'm doing a drawing, I know it's no good. — Tom of Finland
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.… — Jeanette Winterson
- He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he… — Janet Evanovich
- What had started out as a game was now an open challenge, as well as a direct threat. Any further action would… — Jeaniene Frost