Enema Quotes
- How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema. — Warren Beatty
- If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. — Lenny Bruce
- The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin
- The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old… — Jack Handey
- This town needs an enema! — Jack Nicholson
- Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox. — Christopher Hitchens
- Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the… — Alan K. Simpson
- Punk was sort of an angry stance against things that had happened just before, against the pop of glam rock, against progressive rock. Music had… — Gary Kemp
- Reading Stephen King's book, On Writing, was like being cornered and forced to have a long, drawn out mental enema. — Mary Garden