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• The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was…
• In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to…
• One of my friends went on a murder weekendnow he is doing life for it
• The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face
• Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three
• I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.
• Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in…
• People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

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