Else Fails Quotes

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When all else fails the liberals call you names or attack your personality. — Herman Cain
Forget all the bars and schmoozing and everybody checking out everybody else. My ideal date would be to park in a dark place, check out… — Brooke Burke
The bill then says if the Senate does not act, then H.R. 1 (the House-passed bill that cuts $61 billion) will be the law of… — Eric Cantor
Preach the gospel wherever you can; when all else fails use words. — Francis of Assisi
When all else fails to organize the people, conditions will. — Marcus Garvey
I can't sleep,I can't but when all else fails I just breath... — Pamela Moore
When all else fails, read the instructions. — Agnes Allen
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. — John Kenneth Galbraith
If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
When all else fails there's always delusion. — Conan O'Brien
In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of… — P.J. O'Rourke
They all think any minute I'm going to commit suicide. What a joke. The truth of course is the exact opposite: suicide is the only… — Walker Percy
She stared up at me, and there was something in her eyes, something that said we finally had an understanding. She was afraid of me,… — Laurell K. Hamilton
There is a theory going around that the U.S.A. was and still is a gigantic Masonic plot under the ultimate control of the group known… — Thomas Pynchon
If all else fails, we will simply have to drug our attendants, overpower the guards, raise the oppressed peasants to arms, and take over the… — Barbara Mertz
...when everything else fails, we communicate in the language of the stars — Isabel Allende
When all else fails, philosophize. — J M Coetzee
I think I could be a perfectly decent cat. I've been around cats long enough to know what the rules of being a cat are.… — Neil Gaiman
Hestia shook her head. "I am here because when all else fails, when all the other mighty gods have gone off to war, I am… — Rick Riordan
I was years older than you when I became an ambassador for the first time. Remember that, Tycho? How did we get through that assignment,… — Aaron Allston

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