Ellen Degeneres Quotes
- It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres — Kyan Douglas
- I left my apartment in London and I sold everything. I literally had $1000 and a suitcase when I got on the plane. The next… — Jane Leeves
- Writing a memoir isn't particularly interesting to me. I'm not like Ellen [DeGeneres], where I can write, 'Water bottles--they're crazy!' and it's funny. — Lauren Graham
- I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of… — Ellen DeGeneres
- It's about you putting in the work, practicing every day, and hopefully one day you write the song the whole world wants to get down… — Bruno Mars
- When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they were both still in the closet. — Beth Ditto
- Jesus would have gone to Ellen Degeneres' house for dinner and had a good time. What would we be saying about him? — Mike Messerli