Elevator Quotes

161 quotes by 138 authors

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say… — Alexei Sayle
I feel it's a responsibility for anyone who breaks through a certain ceiling... to send the elevator back down and give others a helpful lift. — Kevin Spacey
When you wash your hands, when you make a cup of coffee, when you're waiting for the elevator - instead of indulging in thinking, these… — Eckhart Tolle
Luckily, unreasonable expectations go hand in hand with naive young scientists. The more naive the better - otherwise we would never have the audacity to… — Daniel H. Wilson
The magnificent lobby of the Chrysler Building - faced with rare marbles, aglitter with decorative metalwork, and surmounted by a ceiling painted with a totemic… — Martin Filler
It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids. — Hunter S. Thompson
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly… — Woody Allen
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. — Daniel Handler
Every human being on the face of the earth has a steel plate in his head, but if you lie down now and then and… — Sue Monk Kidd
Okay, okay, okay. I understood that pushing the elevator button over and over again would not make the elevator appear sooner. But I couldn't help… — James Patterson
I know in the spy movies it always looks really cool when the operative goes from a maid's uniform to a slinky, sexy, ballgown in… — Ally Carter
He entered the elevator and together they moved closer to god — Philip K. Dick
The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stretched out on the carpet. "Fainted," I said. Ranger walked to Tank and stood… — Janet Evanovich
I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
We were on our way to the twentieth floor, sharing the elevator with two suits that had men inside them. — Steve Toltz
We took the elevator back down from the first observation level of the Eiffel Tower and started walking in he direction of the Taj Mahal — D. J. MacHale
Moira was like an elevator with open sides. She made us dizzy. — Margaret Atwood
It was like being in an elevator cut loose at the top. Falling, falling, and not knowing when you will hit. — Margaret Atwood
Different elevator music was playing since my last visit-that old disco song "Stayin' Alive." A terrifying image flashed through my mind of Apollo in bell-bottom… — Rick Riordan
A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this. — Robert Bly

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