Elected Vice Quotes
- When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until… — Lewis Black
- Once there were two brothers. One ran away to sea; the other was elected vice president of the United States. And nothing was heard of… — Thomas R. Marshall
- Once there were two brothers: one ran away to sea, the other was elected Vice-President-and nothing was ever heard from either of them again. — Thomas R. Marshall