Ed Wood Quotes
- The movie Ed Wood, about the worst director of all time, was made to prepare us for Stargate. — Roger Ebert
- The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. — Dennis Miller
- Bad acting comes in many bags, various odors. It can be performed by cardboard refugees from an Ed Wood movie, reciting their dialogue off an… — James Wolcott