Easter Bunny Quotes

18 quotes by 17 authors

I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib… — Julie Burchill
Do we believe that there is equal economic opportunity out there in the real world, right now, for each and every one of these groups?… — William Weld
What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary. — Lea DeLaria
The children were overwhelmingly morbid. Not a single adult asked me where butterflies go when they die, but this question was more popular than pixie… — Sloane Crosley
Why are you worried about him? Des is a punk. (Urian) Desiderius is dead. Kyrian killed him. (Tabitha) Yeah, and I'm the Easter Bunny- see… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Theyâ€™re plotting against you. (Jaden) Who? (Jericho) Your best friends, fool, who do you think? The Easter Bunny or the assholes who brought you here?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
How is it possible that our parents lied to us?" "Lets see: Santa, the Tooth Fairy,the Easter bunny,um, God. You're the prettiest kid in school.… — Brian K. Vaughan
So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny. — Rachel Cohn
I hear in the big city, girls dress up like sexy witches and sexy vampires and sexy Easter bunnies, and go to parties where they… — Sarah Rees Brennan
Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this… — Todd Rundgren
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each… — Chuck Palahniuk
If the Easter bunnies been to your house, remember, those brown ones are not jelly beans. . . . — Rick Sutter
Lois this family believes in the Easter bunny, he died for our sins in that helicopter crash. — Peter Griffin
Happy Easter Day...Remember What Easter Really Means Because Its Not All About The Easter Bunny Eggs, Candy All That But Its About Jesus When He… — Out Spoken
The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots that we left for him. What a pig. — Steve Carell
I don't believe in God any more than I believe in the Easter bunny. I grew up in a very strict Catholic environment. I didn't… — Amber Heard
I don't want no diamonds, no chocolates and none of your money, I just want you to hold me close and call me honey, I… — Yasmine Karrit
Mom: Stop lying to me! Me:Tooth fairy, easter bunny and santa *walks away like a boss* — Brookie

Who Wrote These Easter Bunny Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 18 Easter Bunny Quotes as follows: