Dung Quotes

54 quotes by 48 authors

We are intelligent beings: intelligent beings cannot have been formed by a crude, blind, insensible being: there is certainly some difference between the ideas of… — Voltaire
My son, by all means desist from kicking the venerable and enlightened Vizier: for as a costly jewel retains its value even if hidden in… — C.S. Lewis
Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Your pillow alone may be home to 40 million bed mites. (To them your head is just one large oily bon-bon). And don't think a… — Bill Bryson
The time for lies and secrets is over," she meowed. "The truth must come out. Starclan was wrong not to tell you who you were… — Erin Hunter
The lingering laughter fled from his eyes as he realized that he'd given himself away. "Where's Fiddle now?" "Safe and cared for. Safer than you'll… — Hilari Bell
Turn yourself over to Aksel, and I might let her go. (Arast) Yeah, right. And Iâ€™m a one-legged dung dealer. (Nykyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with those three you can learn anything you want to learn.… — Robert A. Heinlein
Fox dung! I'm a loyal ShadowClan cat. If I'm ever made deputy or leader it will be because I have earned it myself - and… — Erin Hunter
May the devil himself splatter you with dung. — Jean Cocteau
The monstrous thing is not that men have created roses out of this dung heap, but that, for some reason or other, they should want… — Henry Miller
In a dung heap, even a plastic bead can gleam like a sapphire. — Stephen Fry
You can't expect a man in a dung heap to smell sweet. — Aravind Adiga
This one isnâ€™t just any old horse. Thereâ€™s a nobility in his eye, a regal serenity about him. Does he not personify all that men… — Michael Morpurgo
I wish we had a sign that this flaming dragon is part of an attack or something. Those dung heaps might think itâ€™s just one… — Tamora Pierce
It may not be irrelevant to note that even very modest forms of life, like earthworms, dung beetles and fiddler crabs, have no trouble identifying… — Edward Goldsmith
But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the… — Bible
But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me… — Bible
Christians are like a council of frogs in a marsh or a synod of worms on a dung-hill croaking and squeaking for our sakes was… — Patrick Buchanan
You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time… — Harry Potter

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