Dump Quotes

220 quotes by 205 authors

It was clear they werenâ€™t getting any information out of Ian tonight. She, Bones, and Cat followed as Spade supported Ian, almost carrying him up… — Jeaniene Frost
There are all sorts of dream interpretations, Freud's being the most notorious, but I have always believed they served a simple eliminatory function, and not… — Stephen King
I fell in love with her for her sense of humour. If she ever lost her sense of humour, I would have to dump her.… — Dean Koontz
Colin : â€œPerhaps now is the time to tell you that I have a weakness for agreeable women.â€ Sugar Beth : â€œWell, that sure does… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car — Simone Elkeles
Have you ever had one of those moments when time just freezes? You know, when the world suddenly goes deathly still, and you could hear… — Karen Marie Moning
Perhaps she drives men away. Perhaps, without even being able to help herself, she just puts men into her ill-tempered car and drives them off:… — Lorrie Moore
Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in… — Ilona Andrews
alone with everybody the flesh covers the bone and they put a mind in there and sometimes a soul, and the women break vases against… — Charles Bukowski
The Army might screw you and your girlfriend might dump you and the enemy might kill you, but the shared commitment to safeguard one anotherâ€™s… — Sebastian Junger
Real mothers don't just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited advice in the checkout line when a child is throwing… — Jodi Picoult
I'm staying," Henry said, annoyed. "Why?" "Because, if I leave, it would be like abandoning two mentally challenged people in a nuclear waste dump. — Lisa Lutz
Want me to warm up the sauce?â€ â€œDo we do that? I mean, itâ€™s in a jar, right? Canâ€™t you just dump it over the… — Rachel Caine
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the patience not to strangle… — Jennifer Weiner
Problem is, you canâ€™t accept that his relationship had a real short shelf life. Youâ€™re like a dog at the dump, baby â€“ youâ€™re just… — Elizabeth Gilbert
So what do you wear to dump somebody?" she asked me, twirling a lock of hair around one finger. "Black, for mourning? Or something cheerful… — Sarah Dessen
I get in the dumps at times, and don't open my mouth for days on end. You must not think I am sulky when I… — Arthur Conan Doyle
There are some who'd hardly lift a finger for kindness, but they would haul up a load of rock to dump on some soul they… — Barbara Kingsolver
But I am dead certain--ba-dump-bump-ching--that I'm the first guy to lead an army of spirits in an assault from the spirit-world side...and had them start… — Jim Butcher
Years later, my wife, Ilusion, woke me up to the realization that you can't just "dump" your whole species simply because you've had a few… — Cesar Millan

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